bumbafuck

when someone is or has to go to the middle of Nowhere. Farther than the boondocks, closer than the "MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE".

When someone has to travel from So Fla to St. Pete / Da Burg, they pass all the bumbafuck towns between Alligator Alley and St Pete. (even Naples! = )

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

buttfucked

To have taken advantage of someone in either business of personal affairs through deception, deceit or duplicity.

Circa early '70s, US Army

"You didn't get the assignment to Japan that was a part of your enlistment contract? You were buttfucked by your recruiter!"

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005

buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tattoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.

My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.

by DoDad May 28, 2006

Bumbafuckland

(Noun)
A Rural area
The middle of no where
Sometimes suburban areas outside of the big city

Elfresh: I'd rather be in Orlando than be in Bumbafuckland Sanford (bokey)
Just Rich Gates: Sanford?!?! Ain't that where "Trayvon Martin" got shot at

by Elfresh December 5, 2015

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

buttfuck nowhere

Seaforth, Nova Scotia

"Hey man where you from?"

"Seaforth, Nova Scotia"

"Man thats the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009