burmese python

a type of snake possessing a voracious appetite. For this reason, they are often used to aid in disposal of dead bodies after a very well premeditated murder.

My burmese python is still gets fed once a month on average.

by kati Lou January 25, 2009

Burmese Lunch

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

by timmy jenkins October 11, 2007

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

by Doctor Rocked Her September 24, 2009

burmese bull

Chinese dildo

My asian grandmother got me a Burmese Bull for the Chinese New Year.

by aby_love January 2, 2010

Burma

An undesirable female.
In order to officially qualify as a burma, the woman must meet at least two of the following three criteria:
1. She must be old.
2. She must be fat.
3. She must be mean, or have an otherwise exceptionally terrible personality.
The male equivalent of this word is burmo.

That burma just shit her pants at the grocery store.
Have you ever ever met Frank's mom? Such a burma, dude.

by smerdjik November 9, 2013