bumhole basher

A gang that Bashes someone’s bumhole

Lol

The bumhole basher gang will come for you

by Jack boy 90 August 14, 2021

Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life September 30, 2018