Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

bumhole

you're a bumhole, bumhole

"stop committing tax evasion you bumhole!!"

by sathmath20 July 12, 2022

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

bumhole

you butthole in british

my bumhole is burning

by hjfhjjvfbjggjjgsaghklDJCHVNVNV December 11, 2017

Bumhole Bullseye

The Bumhole Bullseye is a game you play where an individual lays face down ass spread and the group takes turns throwing dildos trying to get a bullseye

I wanted to play darts with a hooker but she suggested we play Bumhole Bullseye instead.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023