buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

bufftings

When two or more fit women are near you they are refered to as bufftings. Buff + things= Bufftings - obviously.

Look at dem bufftings standing on that street corner! Lets get a closer look!

by relentle$$ May 8, 2003

Buffing

Your doing the most....your wildin ..or having no chill

Tory been buffing lately...

Bro your girl is really buffing dude

by October finest September 4, 2018

buff ting dingaling dingdong jingle bells

A girl who has exceptionaly fine physical atributes.

Man that girl was buff ting dingaling dingdong jinglebells!

by RPESU October 23, 2004

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing agent

Buffing agent -Substances cut into cocaine to make amount larger with cheaper substance.

Baking Soda was used as a buffing agent in cocaine. Lactose is commonly usee to cut cocaine with.

by Xboxlive_paradigm erra March 5, 2017