bree van de kamp

the red head on wisteria lane who expresses no emotions and highly values presentation, a clean house, manners, and sexual intercourse, missionary style of course!

Bree Van De Kamp: The opposite of love isnt hate, its indifference, and if you hate me, it means that you still care, and we are still connected, and i still have a chance.

by markopolo_77 February 17, 2008

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

Bree

A Bree- a girl who makes you feel different and special, she never knows how beautiful she really is and can change you, a girl you love.

"Bree, I love you"

by Broken_jett June 1, 2018

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

breeley

This is Breeley. she’s clumsy, witty, playful, stunning, and she can also be trouble. she is a great friend and she’s very playful and athletic. if you bother her she will come after you.

Look at Breeley go!!
Wow breeley looks beautiful.

I wish i was a Breeley!!

by zuila May 11, 2018

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013