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Braden

Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.
"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"
by begonethotokbye October 19, 2019
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No brander

A person place or thing that is so unpopular, they're no Branders
Jack where's cheap socks.

What is the brand of sock?
No Branders!
by Justinlovesfoodand September 26, 2014
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Brayden

The kindest person ever. In word word he's perfect. Watch out though, you will fall in love and one day him and your friends will be playing truth or dare and he will tell your best friend that he would choose your best friend and your other friend you just met. Brayden will always be the best part of your day so if you get him, hold on to him. I wouldn't let him go if I had him. Never. You will fall in love with him every time you see him. Dear all Brayden's out there, you are perfect. Embrace it because someone out there loves you. Especially me. Go embrance it. You deserve everything.
I love Brayden I wish he never broke my heart
by Holamesamigoscommoncava November 26, 2018
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brandeis university

A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.

Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.

If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.
1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?

Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 19, 2005
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brayden beck

by Maple wood Pa July 5, 2017
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brayden (girl)

Brayden (girl version) yes girls are named Brayden too. They are funny, pretty, don’t take shit from anyone and knows how to have a good time. She is a wonderful person and has tons of personality’s. If you have a girl Brayden in your life consider yourself lucky. There is only one of a kind like her and don’t mess with her. She may be this beautiful wouldn’t harm a fly type girl but in reality she’s a feisty women and can throw some hands. If she has a mans then don’t try to mess with him or else you’ll more then likely be in a grave yard somewhere. Everyone needs a Brayden (girl) in their life for sure. You won’t regret it.
Guy: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: yea

Guy: she’s hella pretty think she’s taken?
Guy 2: yea Brayden? Don’t fuck with her or her man she’ll kill you literally...
Brayden: what’s that bitch? Yea my names Brayden (girl) and I will cut you... think I’m playin
by Anonymous that names on October 18, 2019
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brayden handsoap

a very esquizofrenic freaks out over everything and is danny kimballs slave
"hows brayden handsoap"

"ohh hes sucking off danny again"
by brayden handsoap October 19, 2020
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