A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
Get the book of tard mug.Tre: derived from the french word tres meaning (and substituted for) the word 'very'. Except, in this context it is written phonetically and you leave out the s. (The irony makes it hip)
Book: derived from t9 predictive texting. When attempting to type the word 'cool' but t9 recognizes it as 'book'. People got lazy (people in Davis, Ca, to be exact) and left it as is, substituting 'book' for 'cool' in texts. trend eventually spread to spoken word.
-Often (but not exclusively) used sarcastically when apathetically humoring another person, but really the person doesn't give a shit.
*not to be confused with, and not in association with Green Day's drummer Tre Cool*
Book: derived from t9 predictive texting. When attempting to type the word 'cool' but t9 recognizes it as 'book'. People got lazy (people in Davis, Ca, to be exact) and left it as is, substituting 'book' for 'cool' in texts. trend eventually spread to spoken word.
-Often (but not exclusively) used sarcastically when apathetically humoring another person, but really the person doesn't give a shit.
*not to be confused with, and not in association with Green Day's drummer Tre Cool*
"great sweater!"
-"Thanks, I got it from American Apparel, half off!"
"Tre book!"
"Clear your schedules, cause i'm coming to town and it's gonna be tre book!"
"cool mumu. is that from like Urban or something?"
-"uh, no.. its from Guatemala
"international, it's definitely tre book."
"hey man wanna go smoke some potsmarijuana!??"
-"yeah totally!!...tre book"
WHAT IS TRE BOOK??? I KEEP SEEING IT ALL OVER FACBOK
-"Thanks, I got it from American Apparel, half off!"
"Tre book!"
"Clear your schedules, cause i'm coming to town and it's gonna be tre book!"
"cool mumu. is that from like Urban or something?"
-"uh, no.. its from Guatemala
"international, it's definitely tre book."
"hey man wanna go smoke some potsmarijuana!??"
-"yeah totally!!...tre book"
WHAT IS TRE BOOK??? I KEEP SEEING IT ALL OVER FACBOK
by s.bold January 13, 2011
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"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
Get the book boyfriend mug.What damn dirty rednecks and stupid hillbillys have none of. You see "book learn'in" is something you learn by actually picking up a book and being able to read it and comprehend what those letters mean. Since most rednecks and hilbillys are as dumb as a box of rocks, they can't read and think people who can read are the devil. This term is very common in the south, to hear the term used down south, either ask the dude with three teeth fucking a goat or the girl who just blew her brothers.
*redneck sittin on old wooden porch with his sheep as car pulls away, and hillbilly freind walks up* Redneck :That city folk thought he had lots o' book learn'in,cause he told me not to hump my sheep it bees ill-eagle.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
Hillbilly: shit, did he real be sayin tat?
Redneck : Show did, I told him who would fuck a sick bird ? and you can't tell tis be a sheep?
Hilbilly: Damn city folks think theyz know everythin.
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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Why is that guy wearing sunglasses, its 3a.m.? Those arent sunglasses, those are bookah shades, and I want whatever he is on...
by MC.dy-late May 13, 2010
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Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything
Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules
Rule 1-never mix the authors names
Rule 2 never cockblock a mans unless he says to
Rule 3 help a mans out with anything
Rule 4 don’t fight a mans only if your provoked
Rule 5 don’t tell any womens about this only if they are hella chill
Rule 6 can’t hit a manz unless a manz hit u first
Rule 7 big manz has to take care of weak manz
Rule 8 manz can’t lie to manz
Rule 9 never throw shade to manz
Rule 10 and the last rule follow all authors rules
by Oscar.uchiha June 4, 2018
Get the book of manz mug.An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.
by Queen Book September 3, 2013
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