Bettioling

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.

Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.

Max: Did you two do some bettioling?

Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.

by theblackprinceoflrosannaTS July 21, 2011

Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

Blottie

Your BFFs hot friend

Did you sees Jake’s blottie? She’s so hot…I have to hang out with him more often.

by Bingus! June 12, 2021

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009

Man Boating

An action similar to motor boating (the sexual act), except the breasts are replaced with testacles.

Cool summer nights are the best for man boating. Low enough but not sweating.

by Fojomojofojo June 25, 2014

Bettina

As seen on wikipedia:

Bettina is a female name of Hebrew and Latin origins predominantly found in the Italian and German languages. Pronounced BahTeeNah, this name has various interpreted meanings.

Bettina can be found in the Italian language originating from the name Benedetta. Benedetta is the feminine form of Benedict which means blessed. (M-Benedetto/L-Benedictus/E-Benedict). The German version of Bettina comes from the Hebrew name Elizabeth. In its older form Elizabeth was known as Elisheba and Elisheva.

Many sources will claim that Bettina has origins in various cultures such as Greece, The Netherlands, Russia etc. However this is not the case. This is generally due to the false attribution to Elizabeth. The name Elizabeth permeates nearly every western language. The fact that one can find the name Elizabeth in most European cultures, leads some sources to mistakenly attribute the etymology of Bettina (its diminutive) to those cultures. The name Elizabeth can be found in a culture, ergo Bettina must come from that culture as well. This is just not the case. And this is the same reason Bettina is often mistakenly attributed to Elizabeth in the Italian culture instead of from where it is really derived: Benedetta.

Because it has two distinct origins, the name Bettina also has two distinct meanings that can be ascribed to it. The Italian version of Bettina basically means "Blessed". However the German meaning is not as simple. Due to its relatively ancient roots, the translation of the name has brought forth changes in its meaning. Some of the German interpretations are: God is my oath, consecrated to God, dedicated to God, oath to God, sacrificed to God, God's promise, etc. All very similar and all just slightly different.

by animind February 3, 2010

Tig Ol’ Bitties

Even better than titties.

I love me some Tig Ol’ Bitties.

by TheTrashTroll March 5, 2019