Boris

A man with a big heart and a love for sticking rods up men’s dicks. He identifies as asexual but has a metal rod fetish and loves bloody tampons.
That man has many metal rods, he must be a boris
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To be a Boris - to lie, cheat and be generally racist and sexist while acting the buffoon.
"He was a right Boris, but he's become PM by doing it"
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Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.

When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.
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BORIS verb

1. To get things done. A person who gets things done by going the extra distance.
a. A popular action in the face of treacherous and devious opposition
b. “To do a Boris”, achieve the almost impossible when all around are doing everything to prevent it.
c. “To Boris it”, to take an idea through to its ultimate conclusion
2. A Borisite - A follower of a principle, demonstrated by Boris Johnson, who doggedly takes an idea and sees it through to implementation.
3. Boriswall - Similar to but almost reverse of Stonewall chiefly to engage in constructive parliamentary debate or enabling tactics
: to be cooperative, enabling, or constructive
transitive verb

: to refuse to accept defeat
"I borised it"
"Go and do a boris"
"I was struggling up the mountain and was close to exhaustion but reached the summit with some boris"
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A loud dumb and possibly riddled with STI's person
I saw that boris coming on to emma, shes definitely getting HPV if she goes back with him
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A turtle tortoise
Itz a butiful invented creature
23d may turtle day🐢
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Look!! There's a boris over there!!!
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As in the tennis player "Boris Becker".
Evolved from the saying whatever -> whatever trevor -> becca -> Borris

Means you don't care about a comment.
Bert: Janet, you're late for work again!
Janet: Boris!
by Slate8 April 06, 2006
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