Braille astronomer

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

by superyouper October 31, 2005

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006

Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

Brailerina

1. Someone that uses their hands a lot when they tell a story.

2. Someone that throws their hands forward when they want to accent a word in a sentence.

3. Someone who constantly punctuates using their hands/fingers when they talk.

Person 1 observing- Check out the brailerina over there.
Person 2 observing- I know, thought he was going to slap someone but hes just throwin' brail around talkin' shit.

Brailerina- Yo! (Throws hands forward) I Just (throws hands forward) Want (Throws hands forward) to Get (Throws hands forward) Laid! (Throws hands forward).

by CarminaPiranha March 16, 2011