Booner

The way a Scottish person says boner (usually followed by a grunt).

Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip

(Ex.)

"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH

(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"

by get_it July 29, 2019

boonar

A hugely versatile word that can be used in a multitude of situations. Most commonly used as a bastardization of the word Boner.

Eh, blud, I boonared her face till she bled from her ears.

I gave the monkey in the zoo a boonarnar.

She gave me the hugest boonar.

by Bob February 2, 2004

booner

A tool used for almost anything from shingling houses to dick sucking. Becomes a larger tool as it gets older.

That booner is a dick sucking tool.

by cake hatre November 15, 2004

Booner

A person who lacks any kind of skill at gaming. Especially when playing on BW-UK gaming servers.

Ahhhhh Furby you booner !!! You just TK'D me... again !

by [BW-UK]ReeN June 10, 2009

Bonurian

Rare species thats known for its unfinished beard. This species day consists of eating large amounts of protein foods and sleeping. These species are known for their gay attitude and femenine feet.

Rare Species Bonurian

by Bare Grells April 29, 2011

boonurnur

A food named after the Boonurnur Empire. It is similar in appearance to a banana.

To make a yeguwoshft pie, you first need to boil and dice a Boonurnur.

by Vannessa_Ew March 14, 2023

bonoured

happy to have a boner

honour for a boner

i am bonoured to have a boner

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008