boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

boner

Name of a guy from the shitty 80's TV show growing pains.

Uh huh huh huh that guys name is Boner! wow what a bad show.

by burnt my legs July 28, 2008

boner

a term used to descrbe one's obsession or extreme fondness for something or someone.

"Kyle has a boner for his huge white truck."

by matt_stan40 September 19, 2006

boner

Verb
1. to beat, win, or destroy
2. to be tired, exhausted

1. "bro we're about to absolutely boner

these chumps"

2. "bro I'm so bonered from that work

out"

by frickinfricks July 21, 2019

boner

1. band: a trombone

2. band: someone who plays the trombone

1. I guess you can't play this new tune with us today, cuz you forgot your boner.

2. I'm a t-boner.

by Toria May 13, 2005

boner

An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.

Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.

by Aaris July 23, 2007

boner

word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits

hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right

by violet durn August 21, 2009