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A bonch is the thick Trail of hair that goes from the back of the neck to the front of the pussy commonly found on Puerto Rican women
Dam destiny has a thick bonch that bitch is hairy
by cotton i joe December 20, 2016
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Bonch is a term used to describe the liquid that collects in the bottom of a full garbage bag. Used by those who work in the food service, parks and recreation, custodial services, or other such industries where changing out garbage bags is a common task. Also used with modifiers to describe the main constituent of the liquid (see below).
When I was changing out trash cans at the waterfront, I tore a hole in a bag and dripped bonch all over my pants.

Get that sack of empties out of here! I don't want beer-bonch leaking all over the carpet!
by CoK Parks n Rec September 13, 2010
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A water-logged planet in which there lies many oil drills. These drills are responsible for extracting large amounts of molten ranch typically used in the act of Banching.
Man Bonch is such a cool planet, I wonder what the ranch is used for.

You don't want to know...
by Thebanchmaster April 30, 2022
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Bonch riding buckler

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh

Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
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bonch

Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.
Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee
by peterlexyah September 18, 2018
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The poof of pubic hair just above your pubis bone, birth canon or yogurt-slinger.
Her bonch was so hairy she could pass for a wookie.

He trimmed his bonch after reading it would make his pork sword look bigger.
by The_Bark March 10, 2021
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The area between the balls and the raunch. Not to be confused with taint, it taint the pussy and it taint the asshole.
My girl and I were messing around lastnigh when she suprised me and licked my bonch. I said stop, that tickles. She wouldn't stop so I said no more 69 for you, then i left.
by PB4weGO November 30, 2023
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