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A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
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Bolton

full of chavs and angry old people,,some posh bits,,some bits are full of druggies
bolton
by shreck April 5, 2019
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Bolton

Absolutely sick place home to the great Rikesh Patel.
"You going to Bolton?"
"Yeh lad going seeing Rikesh"
by LegendaryRik June 28, 2019
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Bolton

A town which is full of smackheads and kids who think they are sick by taking drugs like pills and magic, it is however a good place to get chased by the pigs in their pig mobiles
“Oi mate lets go get a sick chase in Bolton then ring up a pill dealer and pop some pills”
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Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.
Check out her Michael Boltons!
by SaintMickS March 29, 2019
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Michael Bolton

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

Bolton "

Michael Bolton
by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019
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Bolton

Bolton is a big hunky man who also has a huge dick. But a Bolton is usually gay and gets a hard-on whilst wrestling
Man:That man has a huge dick, but is gay
Other man:He must be a Bolton
by McSquirt the 3rd May 18, 2022
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