Bobcat Bumps

A sexually transmitted disease contracted at texas state univerity, also known as herpes.

Dude i had sex with this girl in an alkek study room the other night and now i got the bobcat bumps.

by captain keystone December 11, 2010

Bobcat Goldthwait

Loud, vaguely drunk guy with a strange voice. Famous for his role as "Zed" in some of the Police Academy movies.

Man, what happened to Lil Jon???

Nah dude, that's Bobcat Goldthwait.

by fanboy January 29, 2005

Mississippi Bobcat

a mullet / pork chop sideburn combo; females find it devastating

Out of nowhere Stinners hit them with the mississippi bobcat, no one saw it coming.

by applejack June 24, 2003

Purple Bobcats

The definiton is literally in the name. Its a purple bobcat. Also Kaelynn weber told me to do this

Kaelynn: Write a defintion about purple bobcats
Nick: uhhh ok

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 31, 2020

chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

Otto the bobcat

The official mascot of Otto Middle School, the most statically gay middle school in all of Plano, with its own costume. This position is only offered for pedophilic furries who like to touch children and give a bobcat roar, otherwise known as pure sexual ear rape. Legend has it that the principle created the mascot after finding a masturbating large cat with lotion in his backyard and still roams to this day.

Duke: what's that mighty roar?
Rebbeca: that's Otto the bobcat moaning.

by Mr. Pepper October 6, 2019

Backdoor Bobcat

Whilst having intercourse with a girl from behind you insert three fingers from each hand into the girls rectum and wipe the fecal matter onto her face in a "whisker-like" fashion thus making her look like a bobcat.

Sherry was giving me some sass so I told her a backdoor bobcat was in order. Sherry never sassed me again.

by epiphone850 January 18, 2009