Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.

Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.

by BAA2... June 5, 2011

Blubberhag

An unattractive, especially obese, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power that are obese.

Felix: Elendra is whining so much!
Petter: Yea! And she's also fat!
Felix: You'd expect a woman of her age would act more mature!
Petter: Boy!... Is she a blubberhag or what!?

by Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 20, 2009

BlubberPuss

A BlubberPuss is a word to describe a really fat girl/woman who is a really nice person. Blubber meaning the fat, and the puss derives from pussycat, Blubberpuss.

'That girls a right blubberpuss.'
'She's round and sound she's a blubberpuss.'

by Dombomdom April 22, 2010

blubber

A large amount of fat.

I cant get over how much blubber that lady has!

Yeah, ewwww gross!

by O0o0o0o0o July 7, 2008

Icy Blubber Pussy

The result of having sexual intercourse with an eskimo who has an icy vagina due to many years living in the icy terrain. Blubber forms around the pussy causing a disease known to eskimos as "ning nongkon" or blubber pussy roughly translated.

This act is also a fetish for a prominant number of American citizens who enjoy frost bitten crotches, mouths resembling "meth mouth", and asian/native american looking women.

Bret- I had the best icy blubber pussy last night!
Kyle- Score! Did it smell?
Bret- Not bad at first, but near the end all the friction had warmed it up to smell like tuna salad in July.
Kyle- MMM... Man, you got so lucky.
Bret- You don't even know, I even blew my load all over her squinty eyes and brown teeth.
Kyle- Man she must be one nasty eskimo.
Bret- Well she's still in the icebox if you want a turn.
Kyle- Definitely! (High Five).

by thecoldcrusader February 27, 2011

Blubberous

Someone who is large, fat or obese. Normally those who are also unattractive and over-emotional. Thus, there is a surplus of ALL parts of them.

Austin is an immature blubberous idiot who needs to leave beautiful girls like Gabrielle alone.

by skippylou May 11, 2010

blubber bumper

1. A person who commits a sexual act with an overweight person.

2. A fat loving sicko

Dustin: Oh look at her! I'd tap that.

Mitch: Dude that chick is huge! You're such a blubber bumper!

by I_AM_THE_CLIT_COMMANDER June 3, 2007