blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.

-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.

blowjob face by sk1nnard November 2, 2006

blowjob lips

a girl (sometimes a guy) who has voluptuous lips that easily could be imagined around the stem of your penis

gav- holy crap dave, look at that lass' blowjob lips!

blowjob lips by gav cook April 28, 2006

blowjob alarm clock 

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

blowjob alarm clock by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Ahmish Blowjob 

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

Ahmish Blowjob by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011

Bronx blowjob 

A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.

My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.

Bronx blowjob by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010

Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers

"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"

Mormon blowjob by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

Florida Blowjob by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020