blondabe

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.

Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018

blmnmushpna

gibberish used when being teased

leo: mark is such a fucker. He fucked the fk out of sara
mark: blmnmushpna

by sir moron da great February 20, 2020

Blonde Rocket

A sophisticated but unbelievable attractive blonde girl with the sex appeal of Margot Robbie.

Oh Jawad — she’s a blonde rocket!

by blondelover69 June 30, 2022

peroxide blonde

A blonde whose color comes from bleaching with hydrogen peroxide instead of genetics.

No way that hair is natural color--she's a peroxide blonde.

by Argent47 July 18, 2014

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.

Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.

by Bocão March 12, 2022

mr blonde

Rather sadistic criminal played by Michael Madsen in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs. His name is Vic Vega, and is related to Vincent Vega who appared in Pulp Fiction.

Mr Blonde : Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

by Domino July 13, 2006