Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

Bloody

Bloody is a lot of blood spilled. Also used as English profanity. Or to over exaggerate something or someone.

1: I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption! (Also a reference to Conker's Bad fur day.)

2. It's bloody freezing as hell!

by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 30, 2018

Bloody sake

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.

Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!

by Samuel P. J. Nicholls, Thomas F. Harman January 11, 2009

Bloody Sundae

When a female does not flush the toilet after she has just taken a dump, pissed and menstruated. Normally occurs in places like dorm bathrooms, public restrooms and portable toilets.

"Ugh. Don't go in that stall, someone left a Bloody Sundae in there..."

by feelingsillynow March 5, 2012

Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

bloody nips

When you wear a scratchy shirt so you have to tape your nips then wear a bigger shirt or an under shirt or any kinda shirt that dosent touch your nips

I went out for a 5k run and forgot to tape so i now have bloody nips

Dude look at Steve's shirt he's got a Case of bloody nips

by dsynyster24 July 22, 2014

Bloody back

Being a whipped bitch in an relationship

Yo you see your girl pretty often. You must have a bloody back

by Rod Peeler September 19, 2016