blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

by technosquid November 22, 2009

Blackhole sun

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.

Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.

by French tickler April 11, 2023

drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Blackholing

Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...

Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!

Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.

by kbirinder January 13, 2011

blowhole

asshole or anus; your sphincter

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

Blackhole

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it

Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"

by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010

Blowhole

Part Two of the Whalecock Blowhole. At this point in the move, the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I walked in on my roomate cleaning poop and jizz off of the kitchen walls. I'm pretty sure he must have been Whalecock Blowholing it up in there. Judging by the size of the mess, I'd say it was a fairly satisfying blowhole!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009