Backdoor Blitzkrieg

When making sweet love to your gal, just following the moment of ejaculation and while still inside of her, you fart...loudly.

That bastard caught me off guard with a Backdoor Blitzkrieg .

by scerrie June 14, 2016

Blitzkrieg Bop

1.(noun) An enthusiastically attended gathering, (example party, pub gig, nightclub) where high participant exuberance is shown. Blitzkrieg: a swift military offensive using ground and air forces + Bop: Dance Coined by the 1980’s American pop punk band the Ramones. Abrr. Blitz, as is Ballroom Blitz by the 1970’s UK glam rockers The Sweet.

by eb* May 15, 2003

blitzkrieg shopping

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005

Blitzkrieg bop

Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian

We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy

by Oliver 31770 July 15, 2007

Blitzkrieg Shriek

the amusing counterpart to the silent but deadly fart, it is the piercing noise of fart meeting buttcheeks.

Bubba had consumed more than his fair share of beer that night, as evidenced by his blitzkrieg shriek upon entering his trailer the next morning

by not bubba August 5, 2007

Blitzkrieg

A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.

Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.

by cptheinz July 23, 2018

blitzkrieg bros

When you and a friend Eiffel tower a Polish girl.

Chris and I are blitzkrieg Brose now because we Eiffel towered

by roter May 2, 2018