1 definition by cptheinz
A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.
Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.
by cptheinz July 24, 2018