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Blitzed

The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 9, 2021
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Blitzed

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.
Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.
by Mungrel July 26, 2021
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blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”
by BTMA June 17, 2022
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Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much
person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET
by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023
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Blitzened

Omg I got blitzened last night at the Christmas party, I can never look at reindeer again
by Aussiedom January 2, 2024
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Blitzersalt

A word you can use when ever you feel!
Ohhh blitzersalt!
by Rodge4 March 16, 2024
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Blitzedzz

suicidal retard that should go kys
blitzedzz kys
by migualllsaj March 16, 2025
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