The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.
Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.
Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long
Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long
by french dressing December 20, 2009
Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.
by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV July 25, 2010
a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 10, 2010
by wizguy20 June 30, 2023
by surf_princss February 18, 2011
The liquid in one's vehicle which causes the turn signals to activate. When one's blinker fluid is empty, the result is the inability to use one's turn signals.
Joe: Damn! I almost hit that SUV that just turned into my lane!
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.
by t_spread March 13, 2006