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blenderxcore

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.
-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore
by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009
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blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
He has blender ass.
by Elderee January 17, 2015
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Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019
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Paulie Bleekered

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."
by Paisem April 26, 2009
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Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
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Blended O

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.
I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!
by ratpimp April 16, 2008
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trans blender

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender
"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."
by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017
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