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blindees

it appears as if i am walking with a group of blindees
how could you miss a car that was zooming towards you at a speed 100mph
by mihussy October 11, 2009
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Blendercocked

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
by Elise Payne February 15, 2010
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Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.
Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021
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Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
by amtS13 March 24, 2011
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Thrill Blender

A Thrill Blender is an adrenaline junky who likes to mix up the excitement and entertainment in their life.
Bro, if you're skydiving at 8am, longboarding at 12pm, base jumping by 6pm, and by midnight you're out partying then your definitely a thrill blender.
by Khando June 9, 2015
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cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!
"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"
by Memebros123 May 12, 2017
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booty blender

The act turning a female clockwise on the male phallus whilst she is being ravaged anally.
Denise was walking like a penguin for a whole week.. I guess the booty blender was too much for her...
by Kinda.cool_ November 10, 2017
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