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chevy blazer

awsome compact SUV from the 80's that still had impecable fuel mileage.
My first vehicle was a 1984 Toyota 4runner, 22r 5 speed manual. my second was a 1989 chevy blazer, 4.3l V6, 700r4 4 speed automatic. the 4runner got about 25 mpg's highway, not bad for an SUV. like all rice burners though, it's power band was at a high-gas-guzzleing-RPM. and it had only a measly 90 H.P. so it had to nearly be floored to keep up w/ traffic.

my blazer, with nearly twice the engine size, would easily get 35 mpg's. like most american "redneck" engines, it has a wide spread powerband and a low redline at 5000RPM. but because of it's wide powerband, under normal drivng conditions, it shifts at about 1600 rpm and idles at 480 to 500 rpm. and it has about 200 H.P. and near 300 Ft. Lb. or torque. so rather than guzzleing gas, it sips rather politely.

...until you floor it. then the RPMs jump up to 4000 and you can watch the gas gauge go down... that is, if you eyeballs arn't stuck to the back of your skull.
by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009
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leather blazer

a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.

They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.
"Hey bud, that's a great leather blazer you got there... Id love to shoot my load on it" said Harry.

"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.

"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.
by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011
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Chevrolet Blazer

A very realiable compact SUV if you treat it right. The guy saying all that shit about it is just wrong, that is fucking bullshit man, he just probably doesn't know shit about taking care of a vehicle. chevy blazers kick ass. Whatever case is dismissed (throws mallet across the room while security guard wears star sunglasses). Partys are excused you may step out. Thank You.
by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007
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Poon Blazer

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.
Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.
by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009
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Tallahassee Trail Blazer

When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.
After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.
by Mike, Glen, Michael August 9, 2006
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Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans
"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb
by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012
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Brewski Blazer

Created by a Canadian Beer Sleeve collector and connoisseur, a Brewski Blazer is another name for a beer sleeve. A Brewski Blazer is the ultimate beer accessory.
Yo Bro, better toss one of these Brewski Blazers on your Beer. Cold Beer, Warm Hands
by BrewskiBlazer February 11, 2019
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