baffletated

Where you're so confused on an ordeal or subject that you can't figure out why it's even happening or how it happened. That it pisses you off that it's even happening.

I can't believe this mfer!, They have me so baffletated.

by Aint4theweak April 2, 2017

bafflesphere

(n.)The place your heart and/or mind go when a friend has ghosted you. This is a temporary holding place where you can leave once healed to reintegrate mind, body, and spirit.

A piece of my heart now resides in the bafflesphere since she ghosted me and will not respond or give me an explanation.

by ceceliamc February 5, 2018

Baffler

A device used to mask marijuana smell by stuffing fabric softener sheets into an empty toilet paper tube and exhaling the pot smoke through it. Known to many as a "sploof," the term baffler was coined by the founder of Mello Music Group while living in Northern Arizona's Sedona/Flagstaff region.

"When we used to smoke in our dorm, we'd blow the smoke out the baffler."

by TheRealDonMiguel October 2, 2018

Blaflem

When the passenger doesn’t have gas money the driver performs blaflem.

No gas money? May I introduce you to an American tradition blaflem?

by Gimmeheadnow October 25, 2018

Baffle chalk

Ketamine cocaine

Mix of ket and coke.

Margaret went out last night on the wreck.

Got smashed on baffle chalk

by Margaret van-hoops October 29, 2018

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

BAFFLE

Best Amazing Friend For Like Ever

Girl 1: Girl your my BAFFLE
Girl 2: BAFFLE hug!

by Ghost_Face16 April 26, 2019