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Wet Birth

To drop an explosive, wet shit followed by the immediate release of a massive, colon sized turd. Wet Births may be accompanied by anal dripping, cramping and putrid stench.
After a hearty Mexican lunch, Roger began to sweat, bloat and cramp. He trotted to the shitter where he gave a Wet Birth.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Bint Fiqh

๐๐ข๐ง๐ญ ๐…๐ข๐ช๐ก bษชnt fiqh

The phenomenon of fabricated or exaggerated opinions, typically expressed by the "bint" demographic on Twitter.
"๐˜—๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜บ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ? ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฒ๐˜ฉ!"

1st person : Akhi did you see that tweet on the TL (Timeline ) ?

2nd person : Nah, Akhi which tweet ??

1st person : This one :

โ€œUm no? You canโ€™t โ€œdemandโ€ everything. Just like a man canโ€™t ask his wife to not pray, he canโ€™t ask her to cook and clean. There are clear cut flexibilities etc. and a lot of this should be worked out before the marriage contract is signed. Youโ€™re supposed to happy together.

2nd person : Akhi this is another prime example of bint fiqh, where horrible Qiyฤs (analogy) is used based upon crazy interpretations according to ones lack of understanding and desires .
by MT Definitions March 6, 2021
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birth nuts

to have a mark on your testicles
'hey guys i have birth nuts"
by slampig 21 May 25, 2009
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barnt

An Australian slang word that encapsulates the phrase 'sucks to be you' or 'suck it'.
Guy1: "I just got shot down by that girl."

Guy2: "barnt"
by TransportForNSW April 14, 2020
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bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.
"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"
by The kids are gone August 10, 2021
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birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?
by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015
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birth jerky

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.
Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.
by TayWill February 10, 2019
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