Biiitch

noun: a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive, best friends.

Shelby is my biiitch!

by KerryBaby December 7, 2018

Bidet Butt Chug

A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.

Mitch really just bidet butt chugged that entire bottle of sake, what a legend.

by Abstract Sever March 4, 2023

Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

Soup of Bidet

When the restaurant "Soup of the Day" tastes like it was made from water used to clean asses

The soup of the day tastes more like soup of bidet

by Polygons May 6, 2015

Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

by kage1330 February 5, 2021

built-in bidet method

curving one’s own penis downward; aiming it at their buttcrack for the purpose of washing upon release of their own urine.

Todd ran out of toilet paper so he had to use the built-in bidet method (;

by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

bidet

instrument resembeling a miniture bath or large urinal, used to cleanse excrement from ones filthy posterior

this is a job for a bidet

by mel and rai January 13, 2003