‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
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Get the hands both ways mug.1. Putting down other people's ideas solely on the basis that they are not your own.
2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.
2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.
1. I did NOT come up with that solution, it is GARBAGE.
2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?
Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?
Man #1: Boothism 101.
2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?
Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?
Man #1: Boothism 101.
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She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
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Get the both sides of the mouth mug.Hey! You know dat guy over in North Joisey I was telling yooz about? Yeah. Chico. Dat's him. His moms is a lesbian, and his pops is a homosexual. I dunno, man. They were married at one time, but now BOTH of Chico's folks are all gay n' shit. He's a goddamed bothie!
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Bigothony does not shy away from putting a statement he finds right.
He is always real, down to earth, usual of conservative political stance, and of course - bigotted.
Bigothony does not shy away from putting a statement he finds right.
He is always real, down to earth, usual of conservative political stance, and of course - bigotted.
"So the other day Bigothony told us this joke that was so hilarious but bigoted."
"Bro, I swear Bigothony is getting cancelled the earliest out of all of us."
"Bro, I swear Bigothony is getting cancelled the earliest out of all of us."
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