santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

Betteridge

Male sexual magnet from the south west.

that Betty is soooo lush ...

by kitten November 29, 2004

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

letterize Them

When someone in your life becomes so insignificant that you don’t even use their name; you only use their initials when speaking about them

I cringe when I say their name it’s time we letterize them.

by Shanalan April 19, 2019

Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.

I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*

by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017

Betterish

When you feel a little better but not completely well yet

Grace: Omg I got really drunk my head started spinning.

Josh: How are you feeling now?

Grace: Betterish.

by JoshuaLeeYoung February 3, 2019