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Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."
by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022
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Ball-Batter

She ate my ball-batter all up!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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AAA battery

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.
-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic
by F.dR May 4, 2021
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bedtexting

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).
Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.
by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010
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senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.
Fancy a pint of senorita beater?
by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005
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Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.
It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.
by ssCape August 7, 2013
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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