BERT MCCRACKEN 

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

BERT MCCRACKEN by Kailey April 12, 2005

bert mccracken 

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

bert mccracken by Choke Me November 5, 2003

bert mccracken 

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

bert mccracken by Starishere November 6, 2008

bert mccracken 

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..

when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

bert mccracken by gummy_bear April 24, 2005

bert mccracken 

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY

BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!

bert mccracken by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004

bert mccracken 

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

bert mccracken by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN 

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

BERT MCCRACKEN by fdslkj February 1, 2004