Bergen County Moms Group

A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT

This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID

by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

dirty Bergen

To have a tiny penis and no testicles with a desire for large puss oozing buttholes

He acted like a dirty Bergen when he licked that butt

by anonymous March 12, 2025

thomas bergen

A guy who is constantly butthurt and thinks you're talking shit about him.

"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING SHIT"
No, stop being such a Thomas Bergen.

by Jakethegardensnake March 15, 2016

The Bergen Betrayal

A prophecy in the future about betrayal, ultimate deception, and a broken brotherhood that was destined for greatness and prosperity.

I fear for The Bergen Betrayal, it is going to happen.

by 𝕃𝕖 𝕆𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖 August 8, 2022

Bergen private gymnas

Bergen private gymnas is a high school in Bergen. Bergen private gymnas lays next to the worst school in the world “Metis”. We also call Bergen private gymnas “Bpg”. Bpg is the best school in Norway.

You see all those cool kids, they must be going to Bergen private gymnas.

by Metissuger67 November 6, 2019

Bergen County

More like bitch-ass county. Everyone there, especially the ones living north of Cliffside Park and Fairview, are a collective hive mind of classist, prejudiced losers who are too afraid of living life, and forming connections with people who are actually cool. Everyone there’s a bunch of bitches. Men and women. Upper Bergen county got high school kids tagging swastikas in school bathrooms. Every single white woman in Bergen county won’t tell you why they won’t date you, they just wanna see you act up just to come up with a reason why because they love judging someone by their appearance. The ethnic people in Bergen county only wanna date white people. I got rejected by a Latina for because I’m not a white guy that looks like Ryan gosling. Bergen county citizens will try their best to get a rise out of you just to come up with a reason why they won’t associate with you. If you want to be part of a great community where people care about you, go to Hudson county or New York City.

Bergen County?! More like BITCH-ASS COUNTY

by Bolts the Snowman February 10, 2024