Beluga

The most beautiful girl ever, from royal descent. usually considered the prettiest of the feminine goddesses.

That girl is so beluga.

by Harvard Grad June 3, 2011

Beluga

noun - Beluga is an athlete in the open water swimming community who weights 200 pounds (90.7 kilograms) or more. Its equivalent in the triathlon and road running worlds is referred to as a Clydesdale who competes in the Clydesdale division.

That beluga has a lot of stamina in the ocean, but he really excels at swimming in cold water.

by Swimmer5 January 16, 2013

Beluga

When you spit your drink out from laughing, similar to a beluga whale spout.

Leslie laughed so hard at that joke she beluga'd her Diet Coke

by mickybishop September 28, 2017

Beluga

Unintentional fart that cannot be suppressed or silenced. Qweef of unmatched greatness in smell as well as in volume. Smell constant in putredness and longevity, lasting up to three minutes in length. Usually leaving a stain or residue on the inner lining of the underwear.

The beluga came out of nowhere I almost shit my pants. I hope Nancy didn't see.

by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004

beluga head

A term used to describe a person with an enormous, bulbus forehead like that of a beluga whale. Although you would think it would denote a large brain, beluga heads often look mongaloidish or retarted. That being said, most retards (mentally handicapped) and dwarves (little people) have beluga heads.

I never noticed that Rihanna was a beluga head until my cousin pointed it out. I was like, HOLY SHIT! Her dad must have been Worf from Star Trek. Rumor has it that one fateful night Rihanna was in the back a limo with Chris Brown. Rihanna playfully swept her bangs from her giant beluga head to give Chris Brown a kiss. The enormity and appearance of her protuberous forehead startled Chris and reminded him of the god awful John Travolta scientology movie - Battlefield Earth and just how retarted that movie was. Out of reaction, Chris punched her so hard that Will Smith and Tom Cruise felt it.

by hyperbolicacrobaticsacadilliac May 4, 2013

beluga

beluga is a good and charitable whale, he helps ppl and is a hawt scripter

beluga, get back to work - undone
okay, sorry - beluga

by peacelocker125 January 31, 2018

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004