beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
by Dogdicker November 02, 2021
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beluga vodka

The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.
This Beluga vodka goes through like water
by Taptgat May 21, 2017
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Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead
by Da Mantalope December 21, 2018
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Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.
“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”
by billy fuc March 30, 2020
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Beluga Whale

The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water
I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank

Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water
by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023
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Beluga Kiss

When somebody rubs their slobbery lips in a circular motion on yours at 4am, but you can't tell if it's serious or not.
She laughed at his beluga kiss and he got offended.
by Lucyyluckk February 24, 2011
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