Jack Besley

Having terrible hearing. A high percentage of the time with a hearing aid.

If you are to walk past someone and yell a slur, and they are to not able to hear what you said, they are said to be a 'Jack Besley'.

by flooba wooba November 2, 2009

bewley

Smaller sized male of the pre-Cambrian Order Mammalian. Has tendancy to waffle while communicating and possesses striking similarities to star-faced mole and emniotic fluid covered infant. When matured to adulthood, this creature has innate ability to annoy and pester those in its surroundings. Natural attraction for ridicule.

The office bewley showed up today, asked dumb questions and then was laughed at.

by Mad-Eye February 26, 2008

berley

spanglish slang:
1 By very little; Hardly
2 event recently occurred

I berley touched her.
I berley got here.

by chumley June 3, 2004

Bezley

BEZZIE + WESLEY combined

an alternative for a best friend called 'Wesley'

"hey bezzie want some ginger beer?"

"wessy?"

"BEZLEEEEYY (BEZLEY)"

by GWGBM May 8, 2010

beezley

a person who eats human fecal matter. plain and simple

Be sure to flush the toilet, Harrison's a total beezley. He might eat the shit out of the toilet.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008

betley

1. Ice, Methamphetamines.
2. Anything that is completely fucking awesome or induces euphoria.
3. How i feel when i blow my load on jerrad's mom's face.
4. Good, sweet, awesome, kickass, Ganja.

1. Who has the betley?
2. Holyshit!!! That is fucking Betley!!!
3. Hey bitch, that was Betley.
4. Betley Muthafucka!!!!!(emphasis on any combination of syllables)

by The Old Man March 13, 2005

Beesley

A awesome guy that will do anything for the girl that he cares about with all his heart. He will often go for a girl called Shannen and will go crazy for her for the rest of his life. Will get drunk at parties and do stupid things like let people put fags out on his chest but the next day he will tur around and be like "Dude that was so worth it" the cringe in the pain. Likes to be the centre of attention and will wear a mankini at at guy called Jack Ashleys party to get it. He wants to go down in history as being a machine and will work to get it.

Example one:
Paul: "Dude wtf is up with your chest?"
Beesley: "Some guy put fags out on me..."
Paul: "worth it?"
Beesey: "HELL YEAH!"

Example two:
Sam: " So whos this girl you keep going on about?"
Beesley: "Shannen and im fucking crazy about her"

by Puppiie May 23, 2010