norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

Mb bants

The biggest roadman in london don't chat to him or you will get shanked.

Are you skuncked

mb bants

by Caden is peng July 9, 2020

artificial baits

Breast implants

Those strippers are fishing with artificial baits.

by wolfbait51 March 27, 2011

batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller November 2, 2008

batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.

1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.

by alexandralto August 18, 2011

Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.

Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.

by Adredi April 18, 2009