bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

green bastard

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

by benormous April 30, 2006

Ugly Bastard

The most horrible thing to ever exist

Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.

by DaNewb360 March 16, 2018

Lucky Bastard

1. One called for being such a lucky man.
2.

Man 1: "Dude, he's dating the hottest girl of the school."
Man 2: "Oh Lucky Bastard

by Cocotones November 12, 2010

Egotistical Bastard

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.

Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009