max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold

i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room

by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021

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Patricia Bateman

Patrick Bateman’s female counterpart. A Patricia Bateman follows the rules of a sigma finance major religiously.

Patricia Bateman: Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now You Fucking Stupid Bastard!

by notsosmoothoperator March 10, 2022

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When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!

That kid is such a bateman

by New Cumberland February 12, 2018

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Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

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