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Buttering the Corn Cob

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.
by McFatty May 6, 2005
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Barrington

Small town in Rhode Island. Pretty rich and there's lots of drugs. The "image" is a preppy kid who's really snobby and belongs to the country club. Tan, teeny bikini. It isn't all true though, there are a lot of cool kids in Barrington. the snotty ones are annoying, and give the town a really bad name. The high test scores and at-least-half-a-million-dollar houses don't help much either. Everyones close or on the water, but that's because we're so damn small! There's a hell of a lot of gossip, drama, and Abercrombie, but don't forget Juicy Couture, Coach, Louie Vuitton, Free People, Seven Jeans, and (yes) Hot Topic.
The school system is very rich. They all got new computers, and a basketball court that, when made "wrong," was ripped up and remade. The middle school, to keep up scores, makes everyone stay after if you miss homework. They say you will come if, "your parents love you as much as we do." *gag*
"Why is everyone in the ER giving me bad looks?"
"Oh, they hate everyone from Barrington, say we're all alcoholics in nice cars."
"aren't we?"
by Anonymous Barringtonian January 23, 2008
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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
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nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
by pm.mk August 4, 2007
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Buttering

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.
Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.
by soulmate June 30, 2004
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The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!
"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"
by The Fister October 4, 2004
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