self basket

when you masturbate while laying on your back and shoot cum into your own mouth.

Blaine enjoys a nice protein shot, so he enjoys making a self basket every night.

by SpeedyTaco May 24, 2014

stinky barnet

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

by thedackster October 18, 2017

shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

Cheese Basket

A dirty, hairy whore's crotch. Slightly sweaty, very moist and a stank you can smell through clothes. Especially thin stretch pants. Has the external appearance of curdled yogurt.

Watch that crack whore braaaahhh. She'll fuck for a fix. But she's got the worst cheese basket. I know. I needed a spoon for that Yoplait she had culturing down there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017

Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010

Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.

That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.

by Huck Steel November 8, 2011

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004