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barnography

To rape and pillage barn animals for others viewing pleasure.
I just got some crazy barnography from my buddy's farm down the road
by coutter May 2, 2011
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Barebones

1. The name of the parliament created by Oliver Cromwell in the 1600's as a result of monarchy being removed.
2. An extension of the word "bare", meaning lots of, or excessive amounts of.
1.Oliver Cromwell set up the Barebones Parliament.
2. Rob:Hey bro, you got any money you can lend me?
Allen: yeah! i got barebones!
by aaamanion March 29, 2009
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Brenovate

Having a kid with an extremely large split pin head come around to paint your house and then rip your arms and legs off with price
Heyyyyy girls il come round and brenovate then take you surfing

Hooters that's the wrong colour
by Corey mc June 13, 2017
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Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011
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barefooting

To confess ones love for someone elses girlfriend, with total disregard to the fact that her boyfriend is in the other room.
Did you see Kameron over there barefooting Jeremy's girlfriend....that shit was terrible...by the end of the night everyone knew Kameron was trying too hard and that sooner or later, Jeremy was going to beat his ass.
by Kam842 September 15, 2007
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barenaked ladies

The band that kicks your favorite band's ass!
I though my favorite band was good, but Barenaked Ladies kicks ass. My favorite band's ass, even. Hell they kick my dog's ass!
by 'ello August 13, 2003
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barefoot bandit

bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.
Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"
by The barefoot bandits September 17, 2011
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