bald headed lie

A lie that comes from a bald headed person ... in most cases the person isn’t really physically bald but they lie in a ratchet bald headed manner.

David said he had money. In my soul I knew it was a bald headed lie.

by Apriljoi January 2, 2019

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.

What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010

Bald Bishop

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.

She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Bald Space Marines

The modern character design for just about every M-rated first-person-shooter and third-person-shooter video game. It involves a bald, ridiculously muscular alpha male (space) marine with a very manly chin. Usually the personality of your average badass war hero comes with this design.

Crysis. Gears of War. Killzone. GTAIV. Mass Effect. Space Marines. All big fans of the Bald Space Marines character design.

by Miba November 2, 2009

Baldanzi

An Amazing Band Director under 5 foot 5 inches.

Baldanzi can't reach the chalk at the top of the chalkboard.

by Tenorgirl1 January 2, 2011

bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis

I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -

by OdietheBoston June 30, 2016

baldcore

hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."

by swampo dompo July 6, 2010