Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005

Dangerously Thin Celebrities

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.

person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.

by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010

Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

by slapyourstick October 14, 2011

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

easy bangers

easy bangers is another way of saying easy done/easy

Jim: Can you run down to the servo?
Jeremiah: Easy bangers - I’ll be 5 minutes

by namoostee December 31, 2019

bangaround

1. Someone one that does not display there true intentions, rather they mislead you into believing something else or try and lead you on in one way or another

2. Someone that pisses you off and you can't figure out why

3. A girl that appears to be interested and then fails to seal the deal; similar to a tease but more proactive

Amy is such a bangaround, she asked me to go out to dinner and then bailed at the last minute.

by TJC3 December 24, 2008