balls

1) expressing great displeasure because if you had balls in your face, that would be bad...

2) as a transitive verb or one in the passive voice: having something bad happen to you or having been taken advantage of

The dude who sold me this car totally ballzed me.

Yo that ricer has a wing bolted to the roof of his car! What the balls?

Yo I almost got ballzacked by a bus at that redlight!

I totally ballzed that dude on ebay by charging him 30$ to ship my balls broken Xbox. What a doosh!

by waterclown November 4, 2007

balls

A reference to something that is very good or amazing.

Hey man, that song was balls. or Wow, that move was totally balls man!

by lyricalbastard January 7, 2007

balls

1. n-the soft parts of a man where sperm is produced
2. n-the soft parts of ourselves, that make us vulnerable or insecure

1. Don't kick someone in the balls, it's not nice.
2. Smaug tried desperately to conceal his balls--the soft spot on his left breast unprotected by his scales.
2, alt. To keep anyone from noticing that his knowledge set was full of balls, Mike was always blustering and boasting.

by bodhibound November 23, 2007

balls

1. Added randomly for humour

1. Rather then 'stun him!' saying 'stun his balls!' adds random humour

2. 'fuck!' or, 'fuck balls!'

by TunaLegs October 20, 2007

balls

a curse placed upon anyone of the male species at birth

my balls are uncomfortable

by FlashlightMemelord May 24, 2018

balls

Used to replace the word "fuck". Most effective in places where use of the f-word word is not acceptable. (ie. work, school, parent's house)

Shut the balls up you mother-ballser!

by papa_squat_0516 March 30, 2011

balls

What Barack Hussein Obama completely lacks.

President Obama could not be reached for comment due to him having Vladimir Putin's balls in his mouth.

by hideous blob September 1, 2014