ballicker

(bâ-li-kr) One whom licks balls. (the "a" is pronounced as a short "a" as in apple)

Bro, don't be a ballicker!!

by Johnnylightning June 18, 2006

Ballico

1: noun. A small town in California's central valley thats hard to find, easily forgetable, and half the time doesn't exist anyway. Any persons in or from Ballico shouldn't be trusted, simply because of the lack of proof that the town exists.

2: noun, adjective. Something so strange and out of place, its physically impossible. The very existance of such an object could only occur by human manipulation of nature.

1: Guy 1: Dude, I was hanging out in Ballico with my friend --
Guy 2: Get away from me!!!! No wonder you have been acting strange all day!!! What have you done with my friend?!!!!!

2: Girl 1: Did you see that homeless man with that fur coat? It looked like it was just out of the store?
Girl 2: Thats way ballico!!! Someone had to have given it to him!

by nvoss June 20, 2011

Ballistics Tracker

An OP device which tracks the perfect position to shoot for a headshot in Phantom Forces, people lose friends because they use this and get called noob.

"Do you use the Ballistics Tracker"
"Yeah, I get many headshots"
"Your such a noob"

by Echo9898 October 14, 2018

ballistics

1.) acting rampant mad/violent within the heat of an argument or a quandary

2.) doing exceptionally well in a tense situation, in the sense of going crazy.

1s.) Take a look at that fight at McDonalds, he's going ballistics!

2s.) Just took the math final that I busted my ass for, I was going ballistics.

by stivodivo March 9, 2019

BALListic insurance

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

by zoogi0 May 7, 2009

Ballisticphalicaphobia

Ballisticphalicaphobia
The Fear of getting shot in the Dick.

I refuse to carry Aiwb (Appendix Carry) , I have a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia.

" So I hear Carlitos has a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia."

"No wonder why he is always mexi packen at 3 oclock. "

by Nycityman July 29, 2019

ballicron

omicron variant but it only affects your balls

"yo dude i have ballicron"
"you mean omicron?"
"no i mean ballicron"

by tunayee February 24, 2022