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lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 4, 2013
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Edward Ballinger

To be violently sick at a mates house, then fall unconscious with your boxers down.
Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023
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i'M bUlKinG

What KSI claimed to be doing...in 2019.

"I aint fat guys I'm bulking"
"I aint gonna be shredded the entire year"
"by June, July, August if I'm still like this you can have a go at me"
"remember when we used to bully Ethan CUZ HE WAS FAT! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL i'M bUlKinG come on! Guys I ain't i'M bUlKinG"
by S/he’s just a friend March 6, 2023
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Colleen Ballinger

Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".

Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.

Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
by EEPIC July 14, 2023
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rachel ballinger

Comedian & YouTube star related to Colleen and Christopher Ballinger. She wrote a book called 101 Things That Piss Me off and used to be Miranda Sings assistant.
A: Rachel Ballinger is so funny!

B: Miranda Sings's old assistant Rachel Ballinger?
by addictionYoutube June 30, 2017
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Baking brownies

To fart excessively for an extended period of time
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"I think that guy over there is baking brownies"
by CLERKINATOR January 10, 2010
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baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.
"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"
by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016
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